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And the best part is this:
When they decide to get in touch with her directly, they address the envelope as follows:
Mrs Smith (deceased)
Plot 1049,
Finchley Memorial Cemetery,
Great North Road,
London
As if that wasn't enough, they begin the enclosed letter as follows:
Dear Mrs Smith,
We are very sorry to learn of your death.
In order to finalise matters pertaining to your account, we would be pleased to hear from you at your earliest convenience.
The Bank.
N.B. We are truly sorry to hear of your passing. If there is anything we can do to be of assistance to you, please ask.