A young kid went to the the local house of prostitution and asked for the skankest whore. The Madam didn't ask why and fixed him up. A Month later the Madam ran into the kid walking down the street and asked him why he had wanted a skanky whore. He said the whore gave him VD, he went home and did his older sister and gave her VD, she did his dad and gave him VD, his dad did his mom and gave her VD and his mom did the postman and gave him VD. And that SOB kicked my dog.
Jim
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Rich
~~~SEX WITH A COWBOY...
Prior to her trip to Oklahoma, USA , Carol (a blonde chick from England ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip;
1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Q.
2.. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have beef to die for, and when they Bar-B-Q it, the taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
Then came the big question,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding me? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets, I changed my freakin' mind!!!
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