Jokes Thread [3]

~~ Sittin At The BAR ~~

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.







"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.


"This is the worst day of my life," I say.


"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve …and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!


But he**, enough about me, how are you doing ???"

LADYPINKtomato1 I love it. Now the man at the bar can go to a Biker funeral and drown his sorrows.

A rarity.. ohhh LBBear.. too funny...

Oh how we can remember.

OHHH You poor guys, see why we don't understand you ?

Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
Lid down... women have been there

If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
THW

The Howling Wolves said:

Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
Lid down... women have been there

If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
THW

dennis.. dennis .. U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD !!!

A teenager's Facebook update:

The Internet was not working last night so spent time with family...
They seem to be nice people.

The Howling Wolves said:

Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
Lid down... women have been there

If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
THW

xDLOL!