Husband and wife in bed.
Wife asks "Honey, do I do anthing that pleases you?"
Husband responds, "Why yes, that thing you do with your mouth!"
Wife says, "Oh, and what is that?"
Husband answers,
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"you close it when you fall asleep"
And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
Why pick a fight ?
Wouldn't life be much easier ?
Umm...this is the Jokes thread. We're jokin'. Notice the winking smilies?
Btw, a common kind of joke presents the scenario where someone does something funny to someone else, such as a husband zinging his wife, as in LPT's joke, and the standard punch line is, "And then the fight started." or something similar.
Women always get the last word in an argument.
Anything a man says after that is a new argument.
Jim
Be careful what you buy on Ebay.
A guy paid $60 for a Penis Enlarger.
He got a Magnifying glass and instructions saying: "Do not use in bright sunlight!"
A Touching Story on How Men Think...
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what Martha?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."
A friend sent this to me...
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