Jokes Thread [3]

Question and Answer


A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.


He asked his father, "How does this boat float"?


The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son."


The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breathe underwater"?


Once again, the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."


A little later, the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue"?


Again, the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."


Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind me asking you all of these questions"?


"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"

A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,
“If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs,
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did”.

"Well then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time,
and ask her to explain that to you."

This is from Last season.

20% OF THE U. OF ALABAMA PLAYERS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR
AND
THE JOKES ARE FLOWING:





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A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just
broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police
officer
says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number
and
we'll get back to you.'
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Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA still count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?

A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bama players in a car, who's driving?

A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System.

'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

A Ronald Reagan Joke.

A farmer had some bad bottom land and decided to clean it up and make it grow some stuff.
So he worked and got it all going.
One Sunday after the morning church the farmer asked the Preacher to come by and look.

The Preacher was really impressed. Such big Tomatoes, and look at that tall Corn...such a Heavenly place.
The Farmer said to the Preacher: "You should have seen it before, when God was doing it all by himself!"