Is your PC Male or Female? :p

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  1. Arc
    Posts : 35,373
    Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
       #11

    Ray is right

    My computer sounds like a female, but my XP virtual machine sounds like a male :)
      My Computer


  2. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #12

    Hopalong X said:
    Mine didn't speak.

    A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".
    So, it's not a girl. It's a woman...
      My Computer


  3. Posts : 6,349
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #13

    Kari said:
    Hopalong X said:
    Mine didn't speak.

    A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".
    So, it's not a girl. It's a woman...
    Now that makes sense.
    The story of my life another "crazy" woman to deal with.
      My Computer


  4. Posts : 14,606
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
       #14

    its anna from microsoft.
    she also says to me "oh no ,not you again please log off now" on start-up

    http://www.winuser.co.uk/43-spoken-g...-computer.aspx
      My Computer


  5. Posts : 6,349
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #15

    boohbah said:
    its anna from microsoft.
    she also says to me "oh no ,not you again please log off now" on start-up
    BSOD non verbal translation- "Go away I have a headache."
      My Computer


  6. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #16

    How to regognize if your PC is female:
    - Once a month it's cranky a full week. BSOD's, "not today" errors and so on. When it is a bit older, this behaviour ends but is replaced with strange changes in temperatures and sudden mood swings
    - Files are saved in unlogical places where you have problems to find them
    - Make up & hair style changes suddenly without warning (read: GUI appearance)
    - The longer your relationship, the more unwilling it is to fullfill your commands and the more you get "this is not allowed" messages
    - The older the PC, the heavier it is and behaves

    That's just a few hints but enough to determine the sex of your ccomputer.

    Kari
      My Computer


  7. Posts : 564
    Windows 8 Pro
       #17

    Mine is a girl.Have to think twice before placing it on my lap when girlfriend is around
      My Computer


  8. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #18

    Not sure of my computer's gender

    It says ..... I wuv you!
    Played it again and got.........Did you take out the trash?
    Did you read the instructions?
    Pull over and get directions!
    Why are you putting Duct Tape over my mouth?
      My Computer


  9. Posts : 14,606
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
       #19

    mines female, it think USB means "you son-ova bitch"

    and constantly wont input
      My Computer


  10. Arc
    Posts : 35,373
    Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
       #20


    boohbah said:
    mines female, it think USB means "you son-ova bitch"

    and constantly wont input
      My Computer


 
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