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Diligence is the mother of good fortune.
_ Benjamin Disraeli.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
~Rodney Dangerfield
A Guy
All right everyone,
line up alphabetically
according to your height.
~Casey Stengel~
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
~Henry Adams
A Guy
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield