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A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
~Albert Brooks
A Guy
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain
{K/J}
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
~Henny Youngman
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