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#761
I was married by a judge.
should have asked for the jury as well.
Groucho Marx
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New #762
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. ~ Hugo Weaving
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New #764
"Demagogue: one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots."
H.L. Mencken
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New #765
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
~Calvin Trillin
A Guy
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New #766
“The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever
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New #767
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
Anon
JMH/Zigzag
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New #768
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Winston Churchill
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New #769
Men often hate each other because they fear each other; they fear each other because they don't know each other; they don't know each other because they can not communicate; they can not communicate because they are separated.
Martin Luther King, Jr. - Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story (1958)
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New #770
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
~Emo Phillips
A Guy
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