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20 Sep 2009   #1201
myzr7

Windows 7 Ulti. x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by patio View Post
It censored the Inventors name.....
patio. do a google search on them first four letters and see what you get. must be the reason.
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20 Sep 2009   #1202
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 

Not Paddy O'Furniture I hope? A good friend, introduced me to a wild lady, Kitty Litter.
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20 Sep 2009   #1203
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 
Advice for Antman?

"...If you meet a cougar:

Never approach a cougar. Although cougars will normally avoid a confrontation, all cougars are unpredictable. Cougars feeding on a kill (or drinking) may be dangerous...

Stay calm. Talk to the cougar in a confident voice.... ("Come here often?")

Do not run. Try to back away from the cougar slowly. Sudden movement or flight may trigger an instinctive attack. Do not turn your back on the cougar. Face the cougar and remain upright. (As opposed to erect)

Do all you can to enlarge your image. Don't crouch down or try to hide. (Too easy. {Fill in your own image of the avatar here} )

Pick up sticks or branches and wave them about. ("Magic Chickens" or AMEX cards may also work)

... don't forget to "face the cougar" and talk to it "in a confident voice" - show it who's boss! ("'I'm a Windows 7 expert, can I polish your modem?")

(From https://www.sevenforums.com/news/2563...ow-leopar.html with apologies and editorial comments inserted)

(Dunno why, Antman just popped into my head when I read this... must be an old person thing )

(Have a good sabbatical Antman )
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20 Sep 2009   #1204
SquonkSC

Win7 Build 7600 x86
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by TheSchaft View Post
"...If you meet a cougar:

Never approach a cougar. Although cougars will normally avoid a confrontation, all cougars are unpredictable. Cougars feeding on a kill (or drinking) may be dangerous...

Stay calm. Talk to the cougar in a confident voice.... ("Come here often?")

Do not run. Try to back away from the cougar slowly. Sudden movement or flight may trigger an instinctive attack. Do not turn your back on the cougar. Face the cougar and remain upright. (As opposed to erect)

Do all you can to enlarge your image. Don't crouch down or try to hide. (Too easy. {Fill in your own image of the avatar here} )

Pick up sticks or branches and wave them about. ("Magic Chickens" or AMEX cards may also work)

... don't forget to "face the cougar" and talk to it "in a confident voice" - show it who's boss! ("'I'm a Windows 7 expert, can I polish your modem?")

(From https://www.sevenforums.com/news/2563...ow-leopar.html with apologies and editorial comments inserted)

(Dunno why, Antman just popped into my head when I read this... must be an old person thing )

(Have a good sabbatical Antman )
And always beware!! If you think you see a two-eyed cougar??

It might be two cougars with one eye!!
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22 Sep 2009   #1205
Airbot

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
 
 

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22 Sep 2009   #1206
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

If you can't lick 'em, join 'em!
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22 Sep 2009   #1207
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 

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22 Sep 2009   #1208
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em!
You look somehow.... different.... with a haircut.
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22 Sep 2009   #1209
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Airbot View Post
<sigh> Now I have that stuck in my head. Thankyouverymuch.
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22 Sep 2009   #1210
Airbot

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Airbot View Post
<sigh> Now I have that stuck in my head. Thankyouverymuch.

You're welcome.
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