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  1. Posts : 1,797
    Windows 7 Ulti. x64
       #1201

    patio said:
    It censored the Inventors name.....
    patio. do a google search on them first four letters and see what you get. must be the reason.
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  2. Posts : 833
    Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
       #1202

    Not Paddy O'Furniture I hope? A good friend, introduced me to a wild lady, Kitty Litter.
    Last edited by TheSchaft; 21 Sep 2009 at 05:35.
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  3. Posts : 833
    Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
       #1203

    Advice for Antman?


    "...If you meet a cougar:

    Never approach a cougar. Although cougars will normally avoid a confrontation, all cougars are unpredictable. Cougars feeding on a kill (or drinking) may be dangerous...

    Stay calm. Talk to the cougar in a confident voice.... ("Come here often?")

    Do not run. Try to back away from the cougar slowly. Sudden movement or flight may trigger an instinctive attack. Do not turn your back on the cougar. Face the cougar and remain upright. (As opposed to erect)

    Do all you can to enlarge your image. Don't crouch down or try to hide. (Too easy. {Fill in your own image of the avatar here} )

    Pick up sticks or branches and wave them about. ("Magic Chickens" or AMEX cards may also work)

    ... don't forget to "face the cougar" and talk to it "in a confident voice" - show it who's boss! ("'I'm a Windows 7 expert, can I polish your modem?")

    (From https://www.sevenforums.com/news/2563...ow-leopar.html with apologies and editorial comments inserted)

    (Dunno why, Antman just popped into my head when I read this... must be an old person thing )

    (Have a good sabbatical Antman )
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  4. Posts : 2,111
    Win7 Build 7600 x86
       #1204

    TheSchaft said:
    "...If you meet a cougar:

    Never approach a cougar. Although cougars will normally avoid a confrontation, all cougars are unpredictable. Cougars feeding on a kill (or drinking) may be dangerous...

    Stay calm. Talk to the cougar in a confident voice.... ("Come here often?")

    Do not run. Try to back away from the cougar slowly. Sudden movement or flight may trigger an instinctive attack. Do not turn your back on the cougar. Face the cougar and remain upright. (As opposed to erect)

    Do all you can to enlarge your image. Don't crouch down or try to hide. (Too easy. {Fill in your own image of the avatar here} )

    Pick up sticks or branches and wave them about. ("Magic Chickens" or AMEX cards may also work)

    ... don't forget to "face the cougar" and talk to it "in a confident voice" - show it who's boss! ("'I'm a Windows 7 expert, can I polish your modem?")

    (From https://www.sevenforums.com/news/2563...ow-leopar.html with apologies and editorial comments inserted)

    (Dunno why, Antman just popped into my head when I read this... must be an old person thing )

    (Have a good sabbatical Antman )
    And always beware!! If you think you see a two-eyed cougar??

    It might be two cougars with one eye!!
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  5. Posts : 18,408
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
       #1205

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  6. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #1206

    If you can't lick 'em, join 'em!
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  7. Posts : 833
    Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
       #1207

    Antman said:
    ... :)
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  8. Posts : 833
    Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
       #1208

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    If you can't lick 'em, join 'em!
    You look somehow.... different.... with a haircut.
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  9. Posts : 833
    Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
       #1209

    Airbot said:
    <sigh> Now I have that stuck in my head. Thankyouverymuch.
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  10. Posts : 18,408
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
       #1210

    TheSchaft said:
    Airbot said:
    <sigh> Now I have that stuck in my head. Thankyouverymuch.

    You're welcome.
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