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       #181

    Kari said:
    I forgive you on one condition: If I ever decide to have a sex-change operation, you'll have a dinner date with me!
    What the hell? To me that would be spooky
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  2. Posts : 7,878
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       #182

    Kari said:
    I forgive you on one condition: If I ever decide to have a sex-change operation, you'll have a dinner date with me!
    My wife might not appreciate it, but you gotta do what you gotta do, right???? And I don't want any forum enemies...so you gotta it.
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       #183

    Kari said:
    I forgive you on one condition: If I ever decide to have a sex-change operation, you'll have a dinner date with me!
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  4. Posts : 17,545
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       #184

    Zidane24 said:
    What the hell? To me that would be spooky
    Not ment to be spooky. I just had to say it; the other day when I was writing about this he or she theme, Germans here not learning my name belongs to a man, it was because earlier that day I had had a converstaion about this. My mate then said "If you choose to have the operation, let's date!" I thought then it was a good joke and sended it here further.

    But you are right in that sence that seeing it written it is no longer as funny as when my mate said it spontaniously.

    Kari

    EDIT: The post in question edited by OP, the bad joke deleted to maintain the moral standards of this forum.
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       #185

    Kari said:
    Not ment to be spooky. I just had to say it; the other day when I was writing about this he or she theme, Germans here not learning my name belongs to a man, it was because earlier that day I had had a converstaion about this. My mate then said "If you choose to have the operation, let's date!" I thought then it was a good joke and sended it here further.

    But you are right in that sence that seeing it written it is no longer as funny as when my mate said it spontaniously.

    Kari
    If I were you, I'd watch "my mate".
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       #186

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    If I were you, I'd watch "my mate".
    lmao that was funny
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  7. Posts : 17,545
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       #187

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    It seems that I am unable to learn from my own mistakes. Not everybody can understand every bad joke, must remember that in the future. When trying to be witty, I sometimes offend people without realizing it.
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    So. Time for a pub round before closing time.

    Kari
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  8. Posts : 22,814
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       #188

    You're alright Kari, don't sweat the small stuff.
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       #189

    Kari said:
    My mate told German IRS is planning to introduce a new and simpler form, only 3 questions:

    1. How much did you earn last year?
    2. Where do you have the money?
    3. When can we come to collect your money?
    Sounds like the new IRS form, but we have the 'Paperwork Reduction Act' here, so ours is therefore shorter:

    1. How much did you make?
    2. How much did you spend?
    3. Where's the rest?

    But, after the official shortened form, there's an extra printed page,

    required to explain the 'Paperwork Reduction Act'...
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  10. Posts : 17,545
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       #190

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    You're alright Kari, don't sweat the small stuff.
    Thanks

    And now: CNN Breaking News Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com
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