What annoys you?

seavixen32 said:

Selective hearing Dwarf? I didn't quite get that one. :)

You probably would hear "Dinners ready"
May not hear "Take the trash out" or "Are you going to clean the garage"

"adam and eve it" is cockney rhyming slang for believe it, as in would you believe it,

as is your talking pony, = pony and trap = crap
cockneys eh!

ICit2lol said:

sreedhav said:

THIS IS A CHILLOUT ROOM ! Yeah! I am shouting out loud as i come here to chill out and have a good mannered ribbing which should take the worry and frown creases off our foreheads! Ah,shucks, sorry for the shout!

Hum start then by dipping your headlights!!

Now that someone brings that up. I was trying to refrain, but those are bright. Have you got a "dimmer" version of the avatar?

Now i am loving it!
You should understand that Adam had no choice but to adapt. It goes like this:

Scene: Garden of Eden

Eve to Adam: Do you love me? ad Nauseum

Adam to Eve : Come again? ad Infinitum;

The Original selective listener was Adam and i have inherited that gene from him! ,When my patients(not all) say"Doc, you're charging the earth for a 15 min. consultation" ,i turn on the "selective hearing mode".

seavixen32 said:

Apple & pears = stairs

Trouble & strife = wife

Dog & bone = phone

Ball of chalk = walk

Duck and dive = hide

Doris Day = gay

Frog and toad = road

I never knew that. Learn something new everyday.

bigmck said:

ICit2lol said:

sreedhav said:

THIS IS A CHILLOUT ROOM ! Yeah! I am shouting out loud as i come here to chill out and have a good mannered ribbing which should take the worry and frown creases off our foreheads! Ah,shucks, sorry for the shout!

Hum start then by dipping your headlights!!

Now that someone brings that up. I was trying to refrain, but those are bright. Have you got a "dimmer" version of the avatar?

Bright is right
Dimmer bummer
Grip the dip
Night is fright
I am a poet!
PS: selective blind eye mode will not hurt!