Where are my glasses???

I can't find my glasses...
I can't remember where I put them...

Um, did you check under the couch...or in the refrigerator?

Mine are frequently in yesterday's shirt pocket.

Anyway, I have a lost items finder -

"Baby, where are my..."

I had to tweak out the default reponse setting "Use your eyes not your lips", however.

I found them after an hour of intensive search in the middle of my frontyard... The odd thing is that I walked there at least 10 times before I found them...
My dead dog must have been fooling me around...

Sassa said:

I found them after an hour of intensive search in the middle of my frontyard... The odd thing is that I walked there at least 10 times before I found them...
My dead dog must have been fooling me around...

Glad to hear you found them. You hadn't been, um, drinking or anything, had you?

Keys - reminds me...

I had been working all day and all night for a few sleepless days on a problem. In the office, I ran another test on the system and it worked. Good. Time to go home and sleep.

As I entered the elevator for the ride down, I dropped my car keys, watching them land on the small crack between the elevator door and the floor landing.

"Don't even..." I whispered - and watched the keys fall through the crack. Down, down the shaft.

It was then that I noticed I had on one black wingtip and one brown oxford.

I called a cab.

Antman said:

Keys - reminds me...

I had been working all day and all night for a few sleepless days on a problem. In the office, I ran another test on the system and it worked. Good. Time to go home and sleep.

As I entered the elevator for the ride down, I dropped my car keys, watching them land on the small crack between the elevator door and the floor landing.

"Don't even..." I whispered - and watched the keys fall through the crack. Down, down the shaft.

It was then that I noticed I had on one black wingtip and one brown oxford.

I called a cab.

That sounds like the kind of day that Arthur Dent would have.

blackroseMD1 said:

That sounds like the kind of day that Arthur Dent would have.

What do you mean?