Some Laws... Newton forgot


  1. Posts : 8,476
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    Some Laws... Newton forgot


    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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  2. Lee
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    Boy!, having a couple of strokes screws up your memory, but lets see if I can get this right: Lex L. . . .(can remember spelling) Superman's Arch Villain said, "Why does the phone also ring when you are in the shower/bath?"

    I like your LAWS, the sign of a . . . . . mind
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  3. Posts : 8,476
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    Thanks.
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  4. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
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    Lee said:
    Boy!, having a couple of strokes screws up your memory, but lets see if I can get this right: Lex L. . . .(can remember spelling) Superman's Arch Villain said, "Why does the phone also ring when you are in the shower/bath?"

    I like your LAWS, the sign of a . . . . . mind
    Hello Lee.


    Lex Luthor - Wikipedia
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    Heh :) Soooo true :)
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  6. Posts : 17,545
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    Dinesh said:
    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
    ...

    ...

    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
    You have listed several subcategories of Murphy's Law:
    Murphy (I think?) said:
    If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
    Kari
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