Have / Don't have [4]

Yes.
Have an iPhone 4S?

No, but will hopefully after I get payed.
Have a game from the early 1990's?

Yes, if a football counts.

Have fun driving in traffic today?

No
Have fun waiting for around 20 minutes at the traffic lights?

Yes (it has happened...gotta love the big city)

Ever used your Wife's eyebrow tweezers to clean dust bunnies out of your PC?

(Guys, for the record, this is not a good idea...she's STILL mad for some odd reason...)

NO

Have you managed to convince your Minister of Finance that you really need that component upgrade?

Nope.
Have a deviantART account?

Yes, on deviantArt right now :)

Have you ever had a big cut down your arm or leg?

Yes (It was shallow though)

Do you have a flash drive on your key chain that goes everywhere you go?

Nope.
Have a dog tag?