Have / Don't have [4]

Oui

Have you ever had to return bad wine to a french(in Paris) waiter?
(took a long time, finally got him to taste it, he grabbed the bottle and eventually brought another)

Lol, nope.
Have you ever gambled?

In Love? Perhaps. In worldly possesions? Nope.

Have you ever lit a doobie?

Nope.
Have you bought anything over $500k?

Nope. Never had that kind of financial liquidity in my life yet to allow such an extravagant purchase.

Have you ever ditched classes for no reason?

Yes (It's bound to happen once in a while )

Do you have laundry that needs to be done?

Yes... (sigh...)

Have you ever been in a head-on collision?

No, and I don't plan to.

Have you or a friend ever T-boned a car?

Yes. (In multiplayer Burnout Paradise )

Have you ever stayed up more than 36 hours?

Nope.
Have you ever been to the Maldives?