Let's hear those 'crazy' Theories!

I thought this might be something fun to do.

The idea is simple really just post about crazy theories, your own, other people's.
That story the crazy guy at the bus stop told you.

The crazier the better, doesn't hurt if they might be a little funny too.

My father once joked about a strange group of wealthy midgets that made sure road projects took longer than they were supposed too.

...he did sober up later, honestly.

Anyhow, hopefully this isn't a lost idea I thought it had potential.

Chilidawg said:

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

You have found the secret of the universe.
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center.
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

Maguscreed said:

...My father once joked about a strange group of wealthy midgets that made sure road projects took longer than they were supposed to...

I'll bet they all lived in Cleveland, too.

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.

Hopalong X said:

Chilidawg said:

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

You have found the secret of the universe.
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center.
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

profdlp said:

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.

Could this be the answer?

Dwarf said:

Hopalong X said:

Chilidawg said:

OK, here's one:

Space is a vacuum to prove that the universe sucks equally in all directions. Yeah, I know it won't stand up to peer review.

You have found the secret of the universe.
The Earth is the core of the universe.

Washington D.C. is the center.
A giant vacuum toilet.

I'm not going to speculate where the toilet exits.

profdlp said:

My ex-wife had my daughter convinced that the steam you see rising from vents in the sidewalk was the breath of the dragons the city kept in the sewers. She was fifteen years old before she could walk past one without cringing in fear.

Could this be the answer?

...and we lived in Arlington, VA at the time she was young - right across the river from good old Washington D.C.

Well there you go. Conclusive proof.

ever wonder what they wipe with?