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Airlines fill people up with beans so they fart. Farts contain hot air. Hot air rises. As the hot air rises, so too does the plane using less fuel.
It's an economical solution
There's no doubt that you have an extremely valid point, Patrick The problem is...while the engine sounds of the aircraft can efficiently eliminate...er...the acoustic factor, the olfactory after-effects are not so easily covered. Phone Man's clip pretty much expresses the sentiments of all bean eaters' victims
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