Beans during a flight

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       #21

    Hopalong X said:
    Bongo

    That is still funny.

    Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?
    Hmm I think you may have something there Mike
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       #22

    noobvious said:
    Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....
    I'm not sure I want to know what else you do not do ;-D

    A Guy said:
    Hey!
    A (sweet smelling) Guy
    Oops!
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       #23

    Athene said:
    noobvious said:
    Fortunately, not only do I not eat beans, but I don't fly.....
    I'm not sure I want to know what else you do not do ;-D
    That list may have changed since I met certain Swiss nationals.
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       #24

    richnrockville said:
    Beans, Beans the musical fruit.
    The more you eat, the more you toot

    Rich
    The more you toot, the better you feel,

    So let's have beans for every meal!

    (my grandmother used to say that)
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       #25

    In the spirit of suspension of good taste, enjoy:

    Fart Rhymes, Riddles, and Wordplay
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       #26

    Bongo said:
    Hopalong X said:
    Bongo

    That is still funny.

    Bongo? Mongo? Hmm? Coincidence or not?
    Hmm I think you may have something there Mike
    Or Beango...

    Here's an ol' cowboy song for you, Hopalong:

    I got farts that Bongo Beango Mongo
    As I go tooting merrily along...
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  7. Posts : 12,364
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       #27

    Airlines fill people up with beans so they fart. Farts contain hot air. Hot air rises. As the hot air rises, so too does the plane using less fuel.

    It's an economical solution
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       #28

    Down Periscope - Funny as a fart in a submarine.
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       #29

    There's no doubt that you have an extremely valid point, Patrick The problem is...while the engine sounds of the aircraft can efficiently eliminate...er...the acoustic factor, the olfactory after-effects are not so easily covered. Phone Man's clip pretty much expresses the sentiments of all bean eaters' victims
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       #30

    For everyones musical entertainment:

    Fart SoundBoard
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