Beans during a flight

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    Trucidation said:
    They could serve cabbage and the two smells will cancel each other out.

    ...okay, I could not keep a straight face after typing that.
    You wouldn't be able to keep a straight face after smelling it, either.
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    The world has pondered since 1977 why Darth Vader wears the black helmet. It's just a fancy "gas mask".

    Now we also know the true power of the Death Star was methane.

    Thousands of people, a closed loop air system.
    Monday corned beef with cabbage and Friday night BBQ with baked beans.

    No wonder the Death Star exploded so easily with a shot down the sewer vent.
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       #43

    Hopalong X said:
    The world has pondered since 1977 why Darth Vader wears the black helmet. It's just a fancy "gas mask".

    Now we also know the true power of the Death Star was methane.

    Thousands of people, a closed loop air system.
    Monday corned beef with cabbage and Friday night BBQ with baked beans.

    No wonder the Death Star exploded so easily with a shot down the sewer vent.
    All that work to shoot into the vent, and all they had to do was strike a match in the right area of the place.
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    I'll bet poor old Porkins wished he'd have known that...
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    MWRed said:
    All that work to shoot into the vent, and all they had to do was strike a match in the right area of the place.
    With all their technology you would think someone would have been familiar with outhouse venting and plumbing.

    All the schematics R2D2 hacked into and they missed the obvious.
    Take out the toilets and they would have abandoned the Death Star.
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    Dinosaur flatulence may have warmed Earth


    Dinosaur flatulence may have warmed Earth ? The Register

    quote from research article:

    the allometric relation gives methane emission of 2675 litres per day for one animal
    And we worry about a few beans.

    Jim
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    Phone Man said:
    Dinosaur flatulence may have warmed Earth ? The Register

    quote from research article:

    the allometric relation gives methane emission of 2675 litres per day for one animal
    And we worry about a few beans.

    Jim

    Well scientists say trees and foliage compressed etc. to make oil.

    Now we know where natural gas came from. Other than what Dennis produced.
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    Athene said:
    Gastro-philosophical question of the day (or century):
    Why on earth do certain airlines end up serving beans on a plane?
    Beans are known to wreak havoc within the mysterious confines of the human digestive system. It also known that one cannot open the windows aboard an aircraft. Briefly, there is no doubt that beans on board are alarmingly antisocial. During my last two trips, my meals included a hearty bean salad - which I dared not touch.

    Any thoughts on beans on board? ;-) Please feel free to spill your beans!

    Beans, Beans the magical fruit..
    the more you eat the more you toot!

    The more you toot the better you feel
    so let's have beans for every meal!
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       #50

    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart...
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