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Windows 7: Chicken Feathers as Fuel

12 Sep 2009   #21
Antman

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
I was asked once, how do I get down from my horse, and I told them I can't get down from my horse, I can only get down from my duck.
Chuckle. I saw your duck at the pharmacy yesterday. He was picking up a prescription. For Viagara. Something about a horse. But anyway, the clerk said the cost was $8. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."
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12 Sep 2009   #22
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

I like it.
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12 Sep 2009   #23
Antman

 

On the way out of the drug store, I saw an old blind man swinging his guide dog over his head. I was a bit concerned and asked the old man, "Can I help you?"

He said, "No, I'm just having a look around."
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12 Sep 2009   #24
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 

Ya can't write stuff like this!
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12 Sep 2009   #25
Antman

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by chuckr View Post
That only makes me wonder what they do with the other five billion pounds of feathers each year...
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12 Sep 2009   #26
chuckr

XP_Pro, W7_7201, W7RC.vhd, SciLinux5.3, Fedora12, Fedora9_2x, OpenSolaris_09-06
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Orbital Shark View Post
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Chicken salad gives me gas.
Especially if it's biodegradable fuel
Today's question is "Is it Sustainable ?"

I guess "Green" is important too...

I'm a little behind with the buzzwords.
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12 Sep 2009   #27
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Colonel Sanders (my Ancestor) knew about this and placed it in his 11 herbs and Spices book. This book documents all technology related to chickens in the past present and the future. In his will he instructed his lawyers to only open the book once per year and to only read one chapter. Such inventions from the book were flight, eggs, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwiches, and more than one can even think of. This year the book contained valuable info on how to use feathers as a fuel source...who knows what next year will contain
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12 Sep 2009   #28
sergiogarcia9

 

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12 Sep 2009   #29
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
I was asked once, how do I get down from my horse, and I told them I can't get down from my horse, I can only get down from my duck.
Chuckle. I saw your duck at the pharmacy yesterday. He was picking up a prescription. For Viagara. Something about a horse. But anyway, the clerk said the cost was $8. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."


Talking about Viagra, at our local old folks home, they started issuing Viagra to all the male patients who were over 85, someone commented to the person who allocated funds for the home saying, surely this is an awful waste of the tax payers money, why are you giving it to men as old as this, and the reply was that it stopped them rolling out of the bed at night and breaking their bones, which would cost the tax payer a lot more in the long run.
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12 Sep 2009   #30
Antman

 

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra.

The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.

The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."


The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"


"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.
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