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Windows 7: Chicken Feathers as Fuel

12 Sep 2009   #31
sergiogarcia9

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra.

The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.

The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."


The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"


"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.
That is one of the funniest things i've ever heard!
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12 Sep 2009   #32
Antman

 

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.


The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.


So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."


The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."


"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."
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12 Sep 2009   #33
sergiogarcia9

 

Not as funny as the last one, but still cracks me up
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12 Sep 2009   #34
Antman

 

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12 Sep 2009   #35
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

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God bless America.....



those FEATHERS are more important than you realize.
Now those feathers could power my motor any day
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12 Sep 2009   #36
Crypto

Windows 7 Professional, Windows XP
 
 

Mc would be glad to sponser this.

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12 Sep 2009   #37
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

He's come a long way since the ould farm, hasn't he.
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12 Sep 2009   #38
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Colonel Sanders (my Ancestor) knew about this and placed it in his 11 herbs and Spices book. This book documents all technology related to chickens in the past present and the future. In his will he instructed his lawyers to only open the book once per year and to only read one chapter. Such inventions from the book were flight, eggs, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwiches, and more than one can even think of. This year the book contained valuable info on how to use feathers as a fuel source...who knows what next year will contain
Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea
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12 Sep 2009   #39
Antman

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea
Horsefeathers!


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12 Sep 2009   #40
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea
Horsefeathers!
The Colonel hasn't commented in his book on other technological advances for anything besides chicken...I would contact either Hardees or McDonalds about that

Could you ask them where my horse named Angus went?
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