Chicken Feathers as Fuel

Antman · 12 Sep 2009

jfar said:

I was asked once, how do I get down from my horse, and I told them I can't get down from my horse, I can only get down from my duck.

Chuckle. I saw your duck at the pharmacy yesterday. He was picking up a prescription. For Viagara. Something about a horse. But anyway, the clerk said the cost was $8. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."

jfar · 12 Sep 2009

I like it.

Antman · 12 Sep 2009

On the way out of the drug store, I saw an old blind man swinging his guide dog over his head. I was a bit concerned and asked the old man, "Can I help you?"

He said, "No, I'm just having a look around."

Tews · 12 Sep 2009

Ya can't write stuff like this!

Antman · 12 Sep 2009

chuckr said:

That only makes me wonder what they do with the other five billion pounds of feathers each year...

chuckr · 12 Sep 2009

Orbital Shark said:

Antman said:

Chicken salad gives me gas.

Especially if it's biodegradable fuel

Today's question is "Is it Sustainable ?"

I guess "Green" is important too...

I'm a little behind with the buzzwords.

Zidane24 · 12 Sep 2009

Colonel Sanders (my Ancestor) knew about this and placed it in his 11 herbs and Spices book. This book documents all technology related to chickens in the past present and the future. In his will he instructed his lawyers to only open the book once per year and to only read one chapter. Such inventions from the book were flight, eggs, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwiches, and more than one can even think of. This year the book contained valuable info on how to use feathers as a fuel source...who knows what next year will contain

sergiogarcia9 · 12 Sep 2009

jfar · 12 Sep 2009

Antman said:

jfar said:

I was asked once, how do I get down from my horse, and I told them I can't get down from my horse, I can only get down from my duck.

Chuckle. I saw your duck at the pharmacy yesterday. He was picking up a prescription. For Viagara. Something about a horse. But anyway, the clerk said the cost was $8. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."

Talking about Viagra, at our local old folks home, they started issuing Viagra to all the male patients who were over 85, someone commented to the person who allocated funds for the home saying, surely this is an awful waste of the tax payers money, why are you giving it to men as old as this, and the reply was that it stopped them rolling out of the bed at night and breaking their bones, which would cost the tax payer a lot more in the long run.

Antman · 12 Sep 2009

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra.

The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.

The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."

The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.