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Screw the lid back on an empty milk carton and put it back in fridge I also found a jar of coffee in there once, no idea how that got there, but i do live alone
You are old when at one time you used a party phone line and thought it was great.
You are old when some one was a hippie they were wide in the backside.
Getting Older.. means your backside and your front middle are both a lot bigger, did you one day , have pants too small in the waist after wearing some for 5 plus or more years fitting perfectly ?
Now you know about mature...lol... ( Older )