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Windows 7: The Caption, says it all.

19 Sep 2009   #21
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Barman58 View Post
"never mind the Ball Where's the &%$%ing Ball Boy? "
He is in another castle...
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19 Sep 2009   #22
johngalt

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
What do you think the caption should read? how about,

Ok, it's your turn to get the ball.



Attachment 28325


First prize for best caption, a free game of tennis.
"Whaddya mean, 'Out'? It hasn't even hit the damn ground yet!"

"That was one helluva 'Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr baaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"!

"Ladies and gentlemen, the match will resume again in 1 hours time - provided the ball boy makes it back up the stairs that quickly."

"Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." "Well, I didn't think he'd literally chase the ball over the edge...."

"Talk about a breakpoint...."

"Next up: Roger Federer hits a tennis ball a mile away." "Oh yeah, that's nothing - John McEnroe throws his racket the same distance!"

"Where Serena goes to calm down after contemplating bodily violating a line judge"

"Look, ma, I told you they played tennis in heaven!!!!"
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20 Sep 2009   #23
Lordbob75

Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
 
 

I would be hitting balls off the court at people on the ground......
*squish*

~Lordbob
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20 Sep 2009   #24
wallyinnc

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

Terminal velocity of a tennis ball is about 21.5 m/s or about 77.4 km/h. Fastest service record: Andy Roddick holds the fastest serve record at 155 mph (249.4 km/h)
So the free fall ball wouldn't be such a problem.
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20 Sep 2009   #25
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johngalt View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
What do you think the caption should read? how about,

Ok, it's your turn to get the ball.



Attachment 28325


First prize for best caption, a free game of tennis.
"Whaddya mean, 'Out'? It hasn't even hit the damn ground yet!"

"That was one helluva 'Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr baaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"!

"Ladies and gentlemen, the match will resume again in 1 hours time - provided the ball boy makes it back up the stairs that quickly."

"Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." "Well, I didn't think he'd literally chase the ball over the edge...."

"Talk about a breakpoint...."

"Next up: Roger Federer hits a tennis ball a mile away." "Oh yeah, that's nothing - John McEnroe throws his racket the same distance!"

"Where Serena goes to calm down after contemplating bodily violating a line judge"

"Look, ma, I told you they played tennis in heaven!!!!"
Some nice and funny ones in there, keep them coming.
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20 Sep 2009   #26
Barman58

Windows 10 Pro x64 x2 Windows 10 Enterprise x64, Ubuntu
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by wallyinnc View Post
Terminal velocity of a tennis ball is about 21.5 m/s or about 77.4 km/h. Fastest service record: Andy Roddick holds the fastest serve record at 155 mph (249.4 km/h)
So the free fall ball wouldn't be such a problem.
Would I think be dependent on your position and situation on arrival of the ball - Riding Bicycle between two semi's - Ouch!!
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20 Sep 2009   #27
wallyinnc

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

Oh yeah, it could hurt you at that speed too (but no crater). I was curious how fast it was compared to a pro serve, and I was astonised by the difference.
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20 Sep 2009   #28
Zen00

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

You know that thing about pennies off the top of the Empire State building and craters? Yeah, that doesn't work either.
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20 Sep 2009   #29
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zen00 View Post
You know that thing about pennies off the top of the Empire State building and craters? Yeah, that doesn't work either.

That's right!


Terminal velocity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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