The Caption, says it all.

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  1. Posts : 5,807
    Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
       #21

    Barman58 said:
    "never mind the Ball Where's the &%$%ing Ball Boy? "
    He is in another castle...
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  2. Posts : 4,364
    Windows 11 21H2 Current build
       #22

    jfar said:
    What do you think the caption should read? how about,

    Ok, it's your turn to get the ball.



    Attachment 28325


    First prize for best caption, a free game of tennis.
    "Whaddya mean, 'Out'? It hasn't even hit the damn ground yet!"

    "That was one helluva 'Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr baaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"!

    "Ladies and gentlemen, the match will resume again in 1 hours time - provided the ball boy makes it back up the stairs that quickly."

    "Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." "Well, I didn't think he'd literally chase the ball over the edge...."

    "Talk about a breakpoint...."

    "Next up: Roger Federer hits a tennis ball a mile away." "Oh yeah, that's nothing - John McEnroe throws his racket the same distance!"

    "Where Serena goes to calm down after contemplating bodily violating a line judge"

    "Look, ma, I told you they played tennis in heaven!!!!"
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  3. Posts : 6,885
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64, Mint 9
       #23

    I would be hitting balls off the court at people on the ground......
    *squish*

    ~Lordbob
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  4. Posts : 1,607
    Windows 7 x64 finally!
       #24

    Terminal velocity of a tennis ball is about 21.5 m/s or about 77.4 km/h. Fastest service record: Andy Roddick holds the fastest serve record at 155 mph (249.4 km/h)
    So the free fall ball wouldn't be such a problem.
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  5. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
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       #25

    johngalt said:
    jfar said:
    What do you think the caption should read? how about,

    Ok, it's your turn to get the ball.



    Attachment 28325


    First prize for best caption, a free game of tennis.
    "Whaddya mean, 'Out'? It hasn't even hit the damn ground yet!"

    "That was one helluva 'Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr baaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"!

    "Ladies and gentlemen, the match will resume again in 1 hours time - provided the ball boy makes it back up the stairs that quickly."

    "Aaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...." "Well, I didn't think he'd literally chase the ball over the edge...."

    "Talk about a breakpoint...."

    "Next up: Roger Federer hits a tennis ball a mile away." "Oh yeah, that's nothing - John McEnroe throws his racket the same distance!"

    "Where Serena goes to calm down after contemplating bodily violating a line judge"

    "Look, ma, I told you they played tennis in heaven!!!!"
    Some nice and funny ones in there, keep them coming.
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  6. Posts : 31,249
    Windows 11 Pro x64 [Latest Release and Release Preview]
       #26

    wallyinnc said:
    Terminal velocity of a tennis ball is about 21.5 m/s or about 77.4 km/h. Fastest service record: Andy Roddick holds the fastest serve record at 155 mph (249.4 km/h)
    So the free fall ball wouldn't be such a problem.
    Would I think be dependent on your position and situation on arrival of the ball - Riding Bicycle between two semi's - Ouch!!
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  7. Posts : 1,607
    Windows 7 x64 finally!
       #27

    Oh yeah, it could hurt you at that speed too (but no crater). I was curious how fast it was compared to a pro serve, and I was astonised by the difference.
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  8. Posts : 1,360
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #28

    You know that thing about pennies off the top of the Empire State building and craters? Yeah, that doesn't work either.
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  9. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #29

    Zen00 said:
    You know that thing about pennies off the top of the Empire State building and craters? Yeah, that doesn't work either.

    That's right!


    Terminal velocity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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