Teeth are very expensive!!!!!

View Poll Results: How long has it been since you've seen a dentist

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  • NEVER

    1 2.70%
  • 15yrs or more

    2 5.41%
  • 5yrs or more

    9 24.32%
  • past year

    10 27.03%
  • every 3-6mos

    9 24.32%
  • I have no teeth

    6 16.22%
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  1. Posts : 4,573
       #11

    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

    "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."

    The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

    The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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  2. Posts : 1,326
    Windows 10 Professional 64-bit
       #12

    5 years or more here... I don't remember the last time I went. If I go, it's 300$ min. If I go and make the surgery I need, it'd be 10000$ and MUCH MORE. Seriously.
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  3. Posts : 1,113
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    Thread Starter
       #13

    Lebon14 said:
    5 years or more here... I don't remember the last time I went. If I go, it's 300$ min. If I go and make the surgery I need, it'd be 10000$ and MUCH MORE. Seriously.

    OMG hope you're ok
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  4. Posts : 8,476
    Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
       #14

    I remembered i went to the dentist last year to cure an erupting Wisdom Teeth(at this age)
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  5. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       #15

    Dinesh said:
    I remembered i went to the dentist last year to cure an erupting Wisdom Teeth(at this age)
    You might be sorry you mentioned anything about wisdom teeth,
    when a certain ant sees this post.
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  6. Posts : 8,476
    Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
       #16

    jfar said:
    Dinesh said:
    I remembered i went to the dentist last year to cure an erupting Wisdom Teeth(at this age)
    You might be sorry you mentioned anything about wisdom teeth,
    when a certain ant sees this post.
    I m waiting for his comment. :)
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  7. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       #17

    Good luck.
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  8. Posts : 8,476
    Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
       #18

    jfar said:
    Good luck.
    You're scaring me
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  9. Posts : 4,573
       #19

    Number 427


    One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

    "Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

    "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

    "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60. But it will be pretty painful."

    "That's still too expensive," the man says. "It does not matter how painful it is."

    "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20. That could be more pain then you can stand."

    "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

    "Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

    "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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  10. Posts : 4,573
       #20

    Great wisdom


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    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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