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The Shadow Knows
It's eejits pulling stupid stunts like that that caused us to get saddled with overcautious OSHA regulations.
If you ever listened to the inane questions local TV news reporters ask suspects, that diploma would make sense.
Me and my little dog "Skippy" went out yesterday night "crime fighting" ... just trying to do our bit keeping the streets clean of villains and so on, glad to say we were crime free last night in my village, although I must apologise to the community as we run out of "poop bags" at the third telephone box .... I'll pop back tomorrow and pick up Skippy's deposit ... even super hero's gotta go ...
My dog "Mugg" and I thank you and "Skippy" for keeping the streets safe so we could go out and enjoy an ice cream. Don't worry about the deposit, Mugg thought it was chocolate fudge and added it to his ice cream. The look on his face shows his surprise !