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       #31

    Tough Time



    I had the toughest time of my life.
    First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just
    as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double
    pneumonia and phthisis.


    Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by
    tonsillectomy.


    These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I
    completely lost lost my memory for a while. I know I had
    diabetes and acute indigestion, besides gastritis,
    rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.





    I don't know how I pulled through it.












    It was the most difficult spelling test I've ever had !!!




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       #32

    Nice one Doc.
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       #33

    You might be a redneck if...

    More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

    You think the stock market has a fence around it.

    You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

    You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

    Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

    Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

    You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

    Your home has more miles on it than your car

    Your home is your car
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       #34

    See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.
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       #35

    DJROD said:
    See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

    Don't post any of them until you see responses to mine.
    No sense of us both being banned on the same day.
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       #36

    The Howling Wolves said:
    DJROD said:
    See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

    Don't post any of them until you see responses to mine.
    No sense of us both being banned on the same day.

    Im not gonna gamble. Gonna leave all my good ones out. Let me see what i have.....
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       #37

    DJROD said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    DJROD said:
    See Howling.....my joke that they took off cant be no worst then the one u just posted. No way. I have alllllll these jokes i wanna post but cant.

    Don't post any of them until you see responses to mine.
    No sense of us both being banned on the same day.

    Im not gonna gamble. Gonna leave all my good ones out. Let me see what i have.....
    Blonde jokes are good...
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       #38

    Dang. Most of mine are R Rated i just noticed. But there toooooooo funny. A few are ok....but im not even gonna gamble. A few arent too bad.
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       #39

    DJROD said:
    Dang. Most of mine are R Rated i just noticed. But there toooooooo funny. A few are ok....but im not even gonna gamble. A few arent too bad.

    Best advice I can give you is leave the jokes thread to others and work on helping others or learn by reading other posts.
    I can get myself into enough trouble without even coming here so I rarely visit here.
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       #40

    Thats my only choice. It would be kool if they had a certain section for the adult type users. But again...its suppose to be a Windows type forum. Not for anything else anyway.
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