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    Ooppss Someone had already post the message before me.. so I've deleted mine.
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       #62

    Why? You can give your cheers also
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    ~~~ Wishing everyone in W7F.. Merry Christmas and a most blessed New Year.~~~
    Last edited by LADYPINKtomato1; 21 Jan 2013 at 19:23.
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       #64

    thanks lpt, mrs clause certainly looks blessed
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    boohbah said:
    thanks lpt, mrs clause certainly looks blessed
    Boohbah.. I thought you might like her suit ALSO.....
    Last edited by LADYPINKtomato1; 23 Dec 2012 at 14:48.
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    ~~~ Why Santa Is a Man ~~~
    no offense ladies

    1. Santa lives at the North Pole.
    Anyone who has ever dated/married/been in the same room with a woman knows that unless the air temperature is high enough to cook a small turkey,
    she will complain about it being too cold. So, there is NO way she would choose the North Pole as her base of operations. The Bahamas would be more to her taste.

    2. Santa is fat and jolly.
    I dare ANYONE to describe ANY woman as "fat and jolly" to her face and expect to survive! If Santa was a woman, and you refered to her as this,
    you wouldn't find coal in your stocking; you'd find a pipe-bomb!

    3. Santa at the mall.
    Now, I know that others have used the "Mall" example as proof that Santa is a woman. However, you see both men and women at the mall. And let me
    ask you this...What does Santa DO at the mall??? HE SITS DOWN!!! Do you ever see women sitting down at the mall??? Noooo! Women are running around
    trying to find a dust ruffle that matches the throw pillows on her sister's day-bed! Men sit...Santa sits. 'nuff said.

    4. Santa walks around on rooftops.
    I don't know about you, but my wife REFUSES to get on the roof! If there is anything to be done up there, she sends me. In fact, I don't think I have
    EVER seen a woman up on a roof. The fact that Santa is perfectly comfortable walking around on a slippery, angled housetop is further proof that he is a "He!"

    5. Santa likes Milk and Cookies.
    If Santa were a woman, we'd have to leave Godiva Chocolate and International Foods Flavoured Coffee. Or maybe herbal tea.
    Of course, if she was still sensitive about the whole "Fat and Jolly" thing, she would demand nothing more than a carrot stick and a glass of water.

    6. Santa uses the Chimney.
    No woman would ever THINK about crawling into a dirty, smelly chimney. A woman would carry a spare set of keys for every house.
    Of course, this would never work because she wouldn't be able to find them in her purse.

    7. Santa has reindeer.
    Reindeer are totally for guys; they are big, hairy, smelly, and have huge antlers. A woman would never use them. She would prefer to be driven
    around in a stretch limo. Or, if she really wanted to use the traditional sleigh, they would have to be pulled by horses. I mean, what is it with women and horses??

    And that's why Santa is a man!
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    WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY XMAS.Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! We say this all the time but where did it come from? Where all great things come from … England, of course.

    The use of “Merry Christmas” as a seasonal salutation dates back to at least 1565, when it appeared in the Hereford Municipal Manuscript: “And thus I comytt you to God, who send you a Mery Christmas & many” in an informal letter written by an English admiral, according to The Phrase Finder.

    That got us thinking, what other British Christmas greetings are there?

    A popular Welsh greeting is “Iechyd da i chwi yn awr ac yn oesoedd” which translates into English as “Good health to you now and forever.” If you’d like to stick to the traditional Merry Christmas, in Welsh it is: Nadolig Llawen.

    The Scots have their own Gaelic greeting for Merry Christmas and Happy new Year which is: Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr!

    “Happy Christmas” became popular in the 19th century and is still very common in England and Northern Ireland. Actually, “happy day” is a greeting heard all year ‘round. It’s a nice salutation especially if you aren’t necessarily having a good day – possibly a little positive thinking will change your mood.
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       #68

    ~~~ Why Santa Is a Man ~~~
    no offense ladies
    Too bad, cuz the lady dressed up in the Santa suit in your previous post looks really fine!!!
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  9. Posts : 4,549
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       #69

    This is the most Wonderful little Video.

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  10. Posts : 4,549
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    LittleJay said:
    ~~~ Why Santa Is a Man ~~~
    no offense ladies
    Too bad, cuz the lady dressed up in the Santa suit in your previous post looks really fine!!!
    awwww thank you, you have the Christmas spirit !!!:)
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