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18 Oct 2009   #161
sergiogarcia9

 



Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny


Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!


Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.


Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.


Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You 'nique up on him.


Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.


Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.


Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.


Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.


Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.


Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.


Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?
A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.


Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.


Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.


Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.


Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold.


Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.


Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop of course.


Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.


Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.


Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.


Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise


Q. What do you cal a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A. A smarty pants.


Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.


Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.


Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.


Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!

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18 Oct 2009   #162
Kari

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
Kari, I like the way you spelled Whiskey correctly.
Real Single Malt is always written Whisky. The man in the joke drinks bourbon, so I gave up and wrote Whiskey like Americans do. As a dedicated Whisky lover I couldn't write bourbon, Whiskey was as far as I was willing to go.

Whisky is something you enjoy with good friends and a cigar, no hurry. Room temperature, absolutely no ice, only a dash of water. It's single malt, has smokey smell and light, woody aftertaste.

Whiskey is these blended brown liquids you drink as shots or destroy with ice or, even worse with coke or soda, and you need to have a beer later to wash the taste away...

Kari

EDIT: I guess this is a topic I should not start to discuss with somebody from the land of The Paddy and the Power!
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18 Oct 2009   #163
Zen00

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

One of the reasons I don't drink. It's too complicated.
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18 Oct 2009   #164
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
Kari, I like the way you spelled Whiskey correctly.
Real Single Malt is always written Whisky. The man in the joke drinks bourbon, so I gave up and wrote Whiskey like Americans do. As a dedicated Whisky lover I couldn't write bourbon, Whiskey was as far as I was willing to go.

Whisky is something you enjoy with good friends and a cigar, no hurry. Room temperature, absolutely no ice, only a dash of water. It's single malt, has smokey smell and light, woody aftertaste.

Whiskey is these blended brown liquids you drink as shots or destroy with ice or, even worse with coke or soda, and you need to have a beer later to wash the taste away...

Kari
+1 A man after my own heart!! Nothing like a snifter of Glenfiddich and a Fuentes Fuentes OpusX enjoyed with friends....
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19 Oct 2009   #165
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

5 TD passes in 1 quarter.....guess Brady got tired of all the pundits saying he isn't back.
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19 Oct 2009   #166
holo88

Windows 7 Ultimate x32
 
 

today sucks. present tense. I'm sure it's going to suck into tomorrow as well. Maybe even Wednesday, too.

My stray cats have coated most every surface in my house with s*** skid. the neighbors dog got into my yard, and wouldn't stop barking. Easily fixed with target practice (i need more practice..), And for some reason every sound in the perpetual void of the universe has been driving me bonkers. i think i might be loosing it.

-cheers
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20 Oct 2009   #167
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

I'm thinking I may re-install W 7.
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20 Oct 2009   #168
Barman58

Windows 10 Pro x64 x2 Windows 10 Enterprise x64, Ubuntu
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
I'm thinking I may re-install W 7.
I think someone is missing the leaks
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20 Oct 2009   #169
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 

H1N1 is often a misdiagnosis of H5N1, of course its possible its not H5N1 but H5N3 in which case its not any variety of pig flu at all, but the dreaded avian flu... In any event, I hope you feel better soon...

Rx: 1Oz of Makers Mark q15 min until desired effects achieved....
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20 Oct 2009   #170
Zen00

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Drink orange juice till you see orangutans.
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