Today

JFK: 'I Am a Jelly Donut' ('Ich Bin ein Berliner') - Urban Legends

A half day of work and leaves me alone lol. As for the bank email wont work due to we work for the bank he would only have to go down one floor to find out whats up. As for the IRS well thats only a block away might give me a hour or two hell its the IRS three hours at their fastest.

"Hello thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?..."

Antman said:

So email pranks are out.

Use the conference call function on the phone. Dial him up along with Pizza Hut delivery and patch the calls. Be sure and mute your phone - some real gut busters have resulted from this gag.

LMFAO oh man now I have to try that with him.
Thanks Antman my day has gotten so much brighter now.

Antman said:

You could use the cmd line to send him two emails: one from the IRS and one from his bank. That should send him running.

Ein halber Tag, zum was zu tun? Sie konnten die Befehlszeile benutzen, um ihm zwei eMail zu schicken: ein vom IRS und eins von seiner Bank. Das sollte ihn senden laufend.

Das sollte ihn laufend senden. In German, the verb comes last

Here something clever and arrogant about this being the first time you found something to correct in his post!

A Brazilian living in the Netherlands years ago needed to order a rental car. Having been trying to learn the language he called his colleague in the office that took care of that and said he wanted a “huurauto”, trying to mean a rental car, “hire car” in Dutch. He thought he heard a chuckle on the other end. Other times he ordered it the same way, and indeed he had a car every time.
Some years later, having already moved out of the country but visiting back, they finally decided to tell him what he had been saying. Instead of a “huurauto”, in his pronunciation he had been asking for a “hoer auto” which would really mean a “whore’s car”. Luckily the rental agencies there didn’t really have such options.

I just finished distilling a solution of sodium acetate from vinegar and baking soda, now I'm letting it cool, hopefully when it's done, I'll be able to make hot ice with it.

jfar said:

The rude Pizza man fom Scotland, is priceless.

How Rude, some people just have no sense of humor.