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  1. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #151

    mickey megabyte said:
    man walks into the doctor's with bacon in his nose and both his ears.

    "doctor, you gotta help, what's wrong with me?"

    "you're not eating properly."

    I like that avatar.
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  2. Posts : 8,398
    ultimate 64 sp1
       #152

    Barman58 said:
    Erm- looks like someone should change their name to mickey moggiebyte
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  3. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #153

    Man walks into a bar, orders seven whiskeys and bacon. He then puts the bacon in both of his ears, drinks the whiskey shots one by one, removes the bacon, pays and leaves.

    This happens four days in a row. On the fifth day he arrives once again, this time the barman (our Barman?) decides to find out what that bacon thing means.

    • "Seven whiskeys and bacon, please"
    • "Sorry, we have no bacon today"
    • "It's OK. Give me seven whiskeys and two carrots"

    Barman doesn't know what to say, so he just gives what the customer orders. The customer puts the carrots into his ears, drinks the shots, removes the carrots, asks for a bill, pays and is just leaving when the barman can't take it anymore.

    • "Sir, please tell me what's that with carrots in your ears when you drink the whiskey?"
    • "What a stupid question, barman! You told me yourself you didn't have any bacon!"
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  4. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       #154

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    mickey megabyte said:
    man walks into the doctor's with bacon in his nose and both his ears.

    "doctor, you gotta help, what's wrong with me?"

    "you're not eating properly."

    I like that avatar.
    Judging by yours, don't look now but I think he has you.
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  5. Posts : 4,280
    Windows 7 ultimate 64 bit / XP Home sp3
       #155

    That cat looks like he's getting read to play cat scracth fever.
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  6. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #156

    Actually, this is one of my favs.
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  7. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       #157

    Kari, I like the way you spelled Whiskey correctly.
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  8. Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       #158

    Talking about cars,
    A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that
    every time he farts it sounds like honda.
    The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
    As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the
    problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
    So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist
    announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll
    have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says
    the dentist.
    Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes
    farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the
    dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up
    he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
    The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess
    makes the fart go honda.
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  9.    #159

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    Actually, this is one of my favs.
    Easter bunny



    Dead easter bunny
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  10. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #160

    jfar said:
    Talking about cars,
    A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that
    every time he farts it sounds like honda.
    The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
    As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the
    problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
    So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist
    announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll
    have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says
    the dentist.
    Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes
    farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the
    dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up
    he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
    The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess
    makes the fart go honda.

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