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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
~Thomas Szasz
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
~Thomas Szasz
A Guy
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
~ Bill Hicks
“I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.”
~ Samuel Johnson
“Do you hate people?”
“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
~ Charles Bukowski, Barfly
“I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”
~ Bill Hicks
“Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I've got to live with these ****ers for the rest of my life, I thought.”
~ Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~George Carlin
A Guy
"Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted into each others' pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third": Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
_ Martin Niemöller
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
~Benjamin Franklin
A Guy