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My Chinese Fortune Cookie for Today :)
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
~William S. Burroughs
A Guy
More like, "Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."
“Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all.”
― Emily Dickinson
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
― Maurice Switzer
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.
~Blaise Pascal
A Guy
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
~Bertrand Russell
A Guy