Quote of the Day - [4]

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
~Joan D. Vinge

A Guy

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places

Mark Twain

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
~E. B. White

A Guy

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others

Audrey Hepburn

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love.
-- DeGourmont

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
~Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"

A Guy

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
-- The Old Farmer's Almanac

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.


W. C. Fields