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The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
_ Douglas Coupland.
They say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Problem is, the acid in the lemon juice will eventually start to eat the lining of you stomach and destroy your teeth enamel. And the sugar will give you diabetes and cavities.
---------Anonymous
"Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled "My Computer". Double click on it.
User: What's your computer doing on mine?"
Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx
"Three can be no beauty if it is paid for by human injustice, nor truth that passes over injustice in silence, nor moral virtue that condones it." - Tadeusz Borowski
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
~Elbert Hubbard
A Guy
Don't let anyone push you around. Unless you're in a wagon. That s**ts fun.