Quote of the Day

UKMedia said:

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Quote from Billy Connolly

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UKMedia

That's the best one yet!

No matter how bad things seem at the time, take comfort in the knowledge that they can always be worse

--Sage Anon

A man who wants nothing is invincible. Rober Rodrques One Upon a Time in Mexico

smarteyeball said:

No matter how bad things seem at the time, take comfort in the knowledge that they can always be worse

--Sage Anon

Optimism: Today was not a good day, tomorrow can only be better.

Pessimism: Today was not a good day, tomorrow is certainly even worse.

Pessimistic optimism: Today was not a good day, but at least it was better than tomorrow is going to be.

Optimistic pessimism: Today was not a good day, I just hope tomorrow is not going to be too much worse.

Kari

"People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet." - Deborah A. Edwards, D.V.M.

UKMedia said:

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Quote from Billy Connolly

Regards
UKMedia

"Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words.

Keep your words positive because your words become your behaviors.

Keep your behaviors positive because your behaviors become your habits.

Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values.

Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny."

- Gandhi

johnwillyums said:

Godwin's law states that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1".

David Mitchell

This seems to me to have some truth in it.

Indeed!