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  1. Posts : 103
    Windows 7 (64bit)
       #1171

    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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  2. Posts : 5,092
    Windows 7 32 bit
       #1172

    UKMedia said:
    "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

    Quote from Billy Connolly

    Regards
    UKMedia
    Why would you expect that when they can't even have an orgasm and sex at the same time?

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  3. Posts : 460
    Windows 7 Professional 64bit
       #1173

    Heard this one from my preacher this morning.

    "you aren't truly dancing till you stop counting the steps."
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  4. Posts : 460
    Windows 7 Professional 64bit
       #1174

    UKMedia said:
    "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

    Quote from Billy Connolly

    Regards
    UKMedia
    HAHA, that was freaking awesome
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  5. JMH
    Posts : 7,952
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
       #1175

    Reality is what we take to be true.
    What we take to be true is what we believe.
    What we believe is based upon our perceptions.
    What we perceive depends upon what we look for.
    What we look for depends upon what we think.
    What we think depends upon what we perceive.
    What we perceive determines what we believe.
    What we believe determines what we take to be true.
    What we take to be true is our reality.

    ~ Gary Zukav
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  6. Posts : 28,845
    Win 8 Release candidate 8400
       #1176

    JMH said:
    Reality is what we take to be true.
    What we take to be true is what we believe.
    What we believe is based upon our perceptions.
    What we perceive depends upon what we look for.
    What we look for depends upon what we think.
    What we think depends upon what we perceive.
    What we perceive determines what we believe.
    What we believe determines what we take to be true.
    What we take to be true is our reality.

    ~ Gary Zukav
    Nice
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  7. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1177

    "What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright
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  8. Posts : 460
    Windows 7 Professional 64bit
       #1178

    noobvious said:
    "What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright
    Ugh, i got a headache now, thanks :P
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  9. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1179

    starwolf1336 said:
    noobvious said:
    "What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright
    Ugh, i got a headache now, thanks :P
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  10. Posts : 5,092
    Windows 7 32 bit
       #1180

    noobvious said:
    "What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright
    We may learn how life started on the planet. We may find out how the galaxies were spawned. But, we will never find out why people park in the driveway, and drive on the parkway.
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