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Every person is a unique individual and different from all other persons.
However, our differences are all very similar:)
Every person is a unique individual and different from all other persons.
However, our differences are all very similar:)
...To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
- Robert Copeland
The Only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Oscar Wilde
Here's few that I though were SO true in so many ways...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Except for when they realize that you realize you’re wrong…
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5... I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
7. And finally...Have you ever wondered if that dollar bill your holding has ever been in a strippers butt crack? You are now...
8.. …and now you are thinking of all the times you put that dollar bill inyour mouth because you didn’t have a free hand to carry it with… yep.