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Windows 7: Quote of the Day

23 Apr 2010   #1341
Casca

 

I can't want to.

- Anthony Fabian Martinez
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23 Apr 2010   #1342
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer (01/14/1875-1965)
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23 Apr 2010   #1343
JMH

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
 
 

- from the Institute for Stork Research and Science

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.

Evidence supporting the theory of the stork includes the following:

1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist.

2. The alleged human fetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.

3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.

4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.

5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.

6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.




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24 Apr 2010   #1344
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

"86% of all dogs, when asked, said they thought that Poodles were members of an ultra orthodox religious sect"

Oblomov
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26 Apr 2010   #1345
JMH

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
 
 

'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.'


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26 Apr 2010   #1346
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 


Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. - Emile Auguste Chartier
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26 Apr 2010   #1347
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by One Foot in The Grave: Timeless Time.
The future doesn't exist because it hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist because it's already over. But the present doesn't exist because as soon as you start to think about it, it's already in the past. Which doesn't exist any more. Like that moment just then when I said that. That's already in the past. Gone forever. And so's that. When I just said gone forever. And so is that, when I said so's that, that's gone forever now as well. And so is that. When I said that's gone forever now as well, that's gone forever now as well.
Ohhh. For God's sake, will you shut up, Victor. Jabbering on there all the while like a raving parrot.
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26 Apr 2010   #1348
zigzag3143

Win 8 Release candidate 8400
 
 

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Carl Jung
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26 Apr 2010   #1349
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

"Clowntime is over
Time to take cover
While others just talk and talk
Somebody's watching where the others don't walk
Clowntime is over"

Elvis Costello
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27 Apr 2010   #1350
JMH

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
 
 

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