Quote of the Day

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

George Carlin

“I have never let my schooling
interfere with my education.”

~ Mark Twain

“Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
-Aloysius Dorgan

life like a water in the river..always flow and never stop..like the time always run..and time not wait us..
so life must be go ahead... spirit... jia yo...

Like always, There must be more to life than having everything :)

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
-- Jack London

The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
Flip Wilson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

-unknown