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Windows 7: Quote of the Day

30 May 2010   #1531
kucing13

 

Here's one

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.

3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

6) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

7) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

8) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

9) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

10) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

11) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

12) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunch room. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

13) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
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31 May 2010   #1532
zigzag3143

Win 8 Release candidate 8400
 
 

In this crazy world where man does the most cruel things to his fellow man, a few beacons of light emerge and give direction to those with little hope and less support.

These beacons simply say I will treat my fellow man justly and fairly. Those are the life savers, they are the savior of souls.


Wanikiya
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31 May 2010   #1533
kucing13

 

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by zigzag3143 View Post
In this crazy world where man does the most cruel things to his fellow man, a few beacons of light emerge and give direction to those with little hope and less support.

These beacons simply say I will treat my fellow man justly and fairly. Those are the life savers, they are the savior of souls.


Wanikiya
where's your kitty Ken?
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31 May 2010   #1534
Kari

 

Never answer an anonymous letter.

- Yogi Berra
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31 May 2010   #1535
JMH

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
 
 

The value of compassion cannot be over-emphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be borne by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.

Arthur H. Stainback.
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31 May 2010   #1536
kucing13

 

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.—Lin-Chi
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31 May 2010   #1537
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
~ Buckaroo Bonzai

A Guy
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31 May 2010   #1538
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.
George Foreman
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31 May 2010   #1539
kucing13

 

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.—Basho
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31 May 2010   #1540
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

Quote:
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Mitch Hedberg

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