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Wise man once say: Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger!
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Does anyone know who originally penned the phrase: "Duct tape is like The Force, It has a light side and a dark side, And it binds the galaxy together!"??
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
The character Red Green, of the Red Green Show dubs it "the handyman's secret weapon" and spawning a major motion picture called Duct Tape Forever and the character becoming the spokesman for 3M duct tape. Red Green also compared it to The Force, citing the fact that each has a light side and a dark side, and claiming that both are responsible for holding the universe together
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