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Windows 7: Quote of the Day

30 Jan 2010   #671
NinaJay

Windows 7 x 32 bit
 
 

I wrote this one a few weeks back but it is my favourite quote of all time so I thought I would share it again on this beautiful Sunday morning


"I shall pass through this world but once.
Any good, therefore, that I can show to any human being,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer nor neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again."
~~Stephen Grellet~~
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31 Jan 2010   #672
Kari

 

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain
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31 Jan 2010   #673
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Here's some more:
Quote:
It seems there was this minister who just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't stop talking!
Quote:
“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”
--Anonymous
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31 Jan 2010   #674
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Here's some more:
Quote:
It seems there was this minister who just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't stop talking!
Quote:
“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”
--Anonymous
to both quotes
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31 Jan 2010   #675
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

Quote:
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
- Arthur Koestler


....
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31 Jan 2010   #676
madtownidiot

 

"The trouble with the internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity"
Patrick Murray
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31 Jan 2010   #677
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”

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31 Jan 2010   #678
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

And here I thought they went hand in hand.....


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31 Jan 2010   #679
madtownidiot

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by noob View Post
And here I thought they went hand in hand.....
lmao...
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31 Jan 2010   #680
zigzag3143

Win 8 Release candidate 8400
 
 

MJ

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
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