Quote of the Day

"sometimes it's better to travel hopefully than to arrive":)

Do thou restrain the haughty spirt in thy breast, for better far I gentle courtesy.

Homer

Quick, get me the number for 911

Homer Simpson

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Homer

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
Homer

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?"

"Eat my shorts."

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no
way you can prove anything!"

"Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!"

"Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub."

"Don't have a cow, man."

"Cool, I broke his brain!"

~Bart Simpson~

"Tell me what do you see
when you looking at me (Woooahhhh)
On a mission to be
what im destined to be (Woooahhhh)
I've done been through the pain and the sorrow the struggle is nothing but love (Nothing but love)
I'm a soldier a rider a ghetto survivor and all the above,
all the above"

Maino Feat T-Pain - All of the Above

Life,s a bitch and she just had pups!

At bottom, every man knows perfectly well that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.


- Nietzsche.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
- Brendan Behan

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