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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
Mahatma Gandhi
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"That old law about " an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind.
The time is always right to do the right thing"
Martin Luther King Jr
This thread just keeps getting:) better!
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates - Chairman of Microsoft, speaking in 1981
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem
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More than 1 quote, but i cracked up, so thought i would share.
Quotes from job performance evaluations
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid fascination.
This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't-be.
Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was in there.
He sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He would argue with a signpost.
He brings joy - whenever he leaves the room.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
He would be out of his depth in a puddle
A prime candidate for natural deselection
As bright as Alaska in December
If you gave a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change
It takes him 2 hours to work 60 minutes
This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better
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He brings joy - whenever he leaves the room
reminds me of an old word-Nebbish. This is Yiddish dialect I believe and cannot be directly translated but means- when he leaves the room it's like someone else just came in.
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I love giving home made gifts. Which of my kids do you want?
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****Warning**** This is deep!
It is through woman that ideality is born into the world and - what were man without her!
There is many a man who has become a genius through a woman,
many a one a hero,
many a one a poet,
many a one even a saint;
but he did not become a genius through the woman he married, for through her he only became a privy councillor; he did not become a hero through the woman he married, for through her he only became a general; he did not become a poet through the woman he married, for through her he only became a father; he did not become a saint through the woman he married, for he did not marry, and would have married but one - the one whom he did not marry;
just as the others became a genius, became a hero, became a poet through the help of the woman they did not marry.
Kierkegaard.
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