Quote of the Day

valtonray said:

D3ftOn3Z said:

“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.”

a wife on the other hand is someone that says forget your past, i own your future, and i'd rather you be the way i tell you to be

True that...lol

it's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from going under-grandmaster flash

having to type one hand following licking own elbow research, don't try this at home kids...

Wonder if Bill Gates still regrets saying "640K (yes. K as in kilobytes) is more memory than anyone will ever need"

madtownidiot said:

Wonder if Bill Gates still regrets saying "640K (yes. K as in kilobytes) is more memory than anyone will ever need"

lol i thought you meant 600000 with 600k
You should use 600kb instead

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers"
- Homer Simpson

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
- Homer Simpsons

"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!"
- Homer Simpsons

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
- Homer Simpsons

That's so true. Perhaps all men go through a Homer Simpson period:)

madtownidiot said:

Wonder if Bill Gates still regrets saying "640K (yes. K as in kilobytes) is more memory than anyone will ever need"

Urban myth...

The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.


- Bertrand Russell.