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There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
- Casey Stengel
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There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
- Casey Stengel
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"You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised"
Gil Scott-Heron-The Mission
Could this be the first rap record?:)
"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer
"Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. "
Elbert Hubbard
Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
....Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
- Jim Morrison