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"nobody loves a wet dog son"
my Dad
He also used to say: "there is no such thing as too many roast potatoes"
and, when I entered my teenage courting years, he used to say: "remember son, there's only one you, so you got to love em all a little bit just to be fair"
Which probably says a lot about why I'm like I am. As somebody else said "they f***k you up, your mum and dad"